Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam

Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam Overview

First Impressions

Walking into Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam, you immediately get the sense that this place doesn’t take itself too seriously — and honestly, that’s refreshing. The name itself is a bit of a wink, and the three-star property delivers exactly what it promises without any pretense. Located right on Schaatsbaan in the heart of Rotterdam, you’re literally steps away from everything that makes this city tick. I mean, when couples are rating the location 8.9 out of 10, you know you’ve hit the sweet spot.

The Location Advantage

What really struck me about this place is how perfectly positioned it is — you can walk to the Markthal in about five minutes, and the iconic cube houses are practically around the corner. The hotel sits in Rotterdam’s Centrum district, which means you’re surrounded by that mix of cutting-edge architecture and bustling street life that makes this city so unique. You know what’s great? You can actually explore most of Rotterdam’s highlights on foot from here, though the excellent public transport connections mean you’re never stuck if you want to venture further out.

The Room Experience

The room I stayed in was compact but cleverly designed — very Dutch in that efficient way where every square meter counts. Nothing fancy, but everything worked well and felt clean and modern. The windows are decent-sized, so you get good natural light during the day, which I always appreciate. Storage space is adequate for a few days’ stay, though if you’re the type who travels with three suitcases, you might feel a bit cramped.

Breakfast and Dining

The buffet breakfast is actually quite solid for a three-star place — they’ve got the Dutch basics covered plus some international options that don’t feel like an afterthought. Fresh bread, decent coffee, and usually some local cheese selections that give you a proper taste of the Netherlands. It’s served in a bright space that gets morning light, so it’s a pleasant way to start your day before heading out to explore. Nothing revolutionary, but honestly, it does the job well and you won’t leave hungry.

Why Guests Love It

Here’s the thing about Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam — it understands its role perfectly. You’re not paying for marble bathrooms or a concierge in white gloves, but you are getting a clean, comfortable base in one of Europe’s most dynamic cities. The staff seems genuinely helpful rather than just going through the motions, and there’s something refreshingly straightforward about the whole experience. For couples especially, that location score of 8.9 tells the real story — you can walk to dinner, stroll along the waterfront, and stumble back to your room without worrying about taxis or late-night transport. It’s the kind of place that gets out of your way and lets Rotterdam be the star of the show.

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Reviews of Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam

• Jukka from Colombia (8/10)

  The staff – most friendly. Young and talented people!

• Deepika from India (7/10)

  Very great and quick location from station..the reception staff were friendly and sweet!

• Anastasiia from Netherlands (9/10)

  Very comfortable location of the hotel. Kind and polite staff.

• Joshua from United Kingdom (9/10)

  Liked the quirkiness of this hotel. Staff were very friendly.

• Mark from France (9/10)

  Loved the location, the staff and the vibe of the place. A hostel type atmosphere, with the comfort/rest of a hotel.

• Noémi from Hungary (9/10)

  The staff was very welcoming and hospitable, we even got a room upgrade, which was a pleasant surprise. The room was clean and comfortable, perfect for a shorter visit. The hotel is also located in a nice area, close to the central station.

• Bianca from Australia (9/10)

  Everything was great. Staff was super lovely and the food at Kevin Bacon was amazing.

• Tjandra from Indonesia (7/10)

• Susan from United Kingdom (7/10)

  The unusual decor, clever design and definitely one to remember!

• Miranda from Netherlands (7/10)

  The hotel is close to Rotterdam Central Station. The rooms are basic, no frills. The interior of Hotel not Hotel is pretty great, there are themes throughout the building. Colourful and fun, lots of great art.

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